"Eat Novelty Meat"

Venison medallions and bunny big macs
You may live long or have a heart attack

Dove, pigeon, frozen deer
Give it a try, there's nothing to fear

You can harvest buffalo by the sliver
And elegant dogs will feast on the liver

Shoot Bambi and you got game
Though I know that sounds very tame

Don't let Kangaroo meatballs
Put you in a free-fall

Rabbit ragout
goo, goo gachoo

Call 'em the other, other white meat
Mmm, mmm, sounds like a treat

There's plenty, plenty to eat,
Just have some novelty meat

But if it's Angus, porterhouse, tartar
You ain't gonna get very far

If you love the sound of ripping red meat
Be ready to take all the heat

Cause dipping into lots of bone marrow
Eventually will make you look fallow

Antibiotics, hormones and scrappy
The results won't be very happy
Get the hearse for Mr. Hirst, he needs a ride
From all them cows in formaldehyde

Farm your cattle you commercial beef
That'll afford you a measure of relief

Eat American cheese, and lots of vegetables please
Christ, even Jesus was a vegetarian

Foot in mouth and mad cow for now
What's next is anybody's guess

I have a major beef with beef
Trust me this ain't gonna be brief

Spongiform from hereon is the norm
That's why I am singing this song

Grind the gristle, blow the whistle, this will not fizzle.

C'mon baby light the fire
The world's become a funeral pyre
I found the big burning heap
Of Bo Peep's missing sheep

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